Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Lion Burgers YUMMM!


Owner of 'il Vinaio' restaurant in Arizona, Cameron Selogie had dreamed to give his customers a "South African Expirience" during the World Cup. And how exactly does he do this? He decided to use lion's meat in his burgurs. He'd mix in the lion's meat with the ground beef. Yeah, he surely couldn't have...oh, I don't know... changed the interior of his restaurant or redecorated. Nope, this genius decided to make lion burgurs. It just sounds weird, right. Lion burgers. This guy ordered 10 pounds of lion's meat from some middle-of-nowhere farm in Illinois but don't worry! He reasearched the place to make sure they were humane. Yes, it's very humane of you to buy lions meat in the first place. And how the heck did this little farm in Illinois get the meat? And then, all these animal activist got on his case. These guys were seriously pissed off too! Selogie had gotten a bomb threat on the restaurant and over 150 e-mails from protesters. And what he said to them was that african lions are on the protected list not the endangered list, duh! That just makes it all the more better, right? I would be mad too if I realized some smart-ass was puting lion's meat in our burgurs! That just disgusting. I wonder what it tasted like? I wonder if he even told these people that, "Hey, by the way, we've added a new ingredient to our burgers." The people are chewing on it right now and say all concerned, "What?" He just smiles and says, "It's lions meat." And this is where the customer spits. Did he change up the kids menu too? Instead of chicken fingers, lion fingers!!! Geeze this story was really dumb when I heard it. Bottom line: You don't put lions meat into people's food! I don't think they'd be very appriciative. If you want a "South African" feel to your restaurant, get a decorator!

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